Application For Membership

1. Today's Date:
2. Yesterday's Date:
3. Current Time:

3. Purpose of this application: membership into Sad Night Dynamite’s Family Is Forever. To officially recognise membership and status within the Family.

4. A comprehensive list of Terms & Conditions of membership may be requested but not necessarily produced. The headlines of these Terms of Membership include but are not limited to:

(i). Unwavering Participation: in duties and tasks determined at will by the Founders and Magnates of Infinite Loyalty and Yore (F.A.M.I.L.Y);

(ii). Limousine Loyalty: members must swear an undying respect to all forms of limousines. A small gesture such as a salute or small bow is required if one crosses paths with a limousine in public;

(iii). Welcome The Night Album: have pre-ordered a format of the new album from sadnightdynamite.com. (NB: Recognised as not being enforceable but desirable);

(iv). Recite on request the Family pledge (below).

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6. The Pledge:

  1. Pledge ‘llegiance to the family
    For there is no other
    Once joined cannot leave
    Enjoy judgement from no brother
    Tis together we are strong
    Never run but fight
    I pledge my allegiance to Welcome The Night

7. Assuming the Terms & Conditions above are accepted, please check the box below and proceed to the brief application form (NB: box serves no function).